The best and least likely to be true rumor of the week is the one in which Drake invited an IG thottie to his hotel room, boned her from behind, and then put hot sauce in the condom he disposed of after the sex.
The thottie went to the bathroom to retrieve Drizzy's sperm and get an 18-year bag, only to feel a deep burn in her private parts when she tried some ad hoc artificial insemination.
The word is the thottie is now trying to sue Drake, for what we don't know.
Snoop Dogg weighed in on the ridiculousness by posting a Drake X Frank's Red Hot meme.
"Trying to spice things up tonight," reads the caption.
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